Showing posts with label Stephane Dion. Show all posts
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Monday, October 8, 2012

How to Change Politics Forever Part 2

How to change politics forever


Build a prototype


Mold it


Shape it


Hate it


Start over


Build another prototype


Shape it

 Love it


That's good


Kick out the committees again


Why? Because they lead to compromise


And compromise leads to this


Okay, back to it. More coffee


Give 'em some kick


Give 'em some power. More power! Never too much power!


Give 'em 76 MPs. No 77!

Give 'em a smartphone app that can start the engine

Give 'em a huge display


Bigger


No, bigger. Good!

Give 'em starting numbers at 23, no 25%

Uh oh, the finance guys


You can't do that! Kick out the finance guys



Take it to the political track


Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet



Take it to the political shows



Call in the critics




Call in the marketing team.



Win some awards



Get a celebrity leader. Hmm, No



No



No



No



Yes!! He's perfect!



"I am?" Yes, you are.

Making a ground breaking political party. It's that easy.



Add based on this.

How to Change Politics Forever Part 1

How to change politics forever

Start with a simple idea


Think


Think more



Drink Coffee


Stop thinking, start doing



Hatch a Design

Kill the design


More coffee

Design something totally original


Okay, not that original


This original


Now it's time to make something


Do it again!

And again!

That's good


Kick out the committees



Call in the pollsters



Call in the political guys



Call in the nerds


Not those nerds


Those nerds


Blow off lunch



Blow off dinner



Blow off weekends



Sleeeep



Okay, that's enough sleeping



More coffee