List of things Winnipeg Can't Do.
Please feel free to add any.
Can't open Portage and Main because it will slow traffic
Can't make buses safe
Can't drive without hitting pedestrians
Can't make proper bike lanes
Can't synchronize lights properly
Can't stop firefighters and paramedics from hating one another
Can't build big city projects without being way over budget and an RCMP investigation
Can't put WIFI on buses
Can't stop or even investigate bike theft
Can't stop using drugs
Can't stop people from disappearing
Can't stop geese from ordering us around
Can't get round the week construction or any that falls outside of 9 to 5 Monday to Friday
Can't stop walk on motions at city council meetings
Can't get city managers to tell council what they're doing
Can't stop police shifters
Can't stop trees from dying
Can't prune trees
Can't re-plant trees
Can't contract out garbage properly
Can't close small schools
Can't put indigenous casino in city
Can't develop Kapyong Barracks
Can't widen Kenaston
Can't re-route trains to airport area
Can't get Uber
Can't get taxi numbers up
Can't get taxi drivers who know the city
Can't get proper traffic circles
Can't get a waterpark
Can't get quiet cargo jets at night
Can't rely on police to give timely Breathalyzer to other police
Can't get firefighters to tell city hall that prime minister is visiting
Can't get any more malathion
Can't get clear water
Can't change one way streets back to two way
Can't get emergency care south of the Assiniboine
Can't do anything on old fort site except build a parking lot
Can't do diagonal parking
Can't get meters to work in the cold
Can't learn know your snow zone
Can't stop construction at Sherbrook and Portage taking place for 10 summers in a row
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1 comment:
Can't expropriate a car wash.
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